Terrorists laugh at the TSA.

TSA Airport Security … hilarious

America has been terrorized by the terrorists. Not to the point that they stop waging war in the Middle East, but they are effectively somewhat becoming the “police state” that they want to liberate people from. At least where air travel is concerned. Who knows where that will spread in time.

I’m also sure you’ve read about this:

So we’re in line, going through one at a time. One of our Soldiers had his Gerber multi-tool. TSA confiscated it. Kind of ridiculous, but it gets better. A few minutes later, a guy empties his pockets and has a pair of nail clippers. Nail clippers. TSA informs the Soldier that they’re going to confiscate his nail clippers. The conversation went something like this:

TSA Guy: You can’t take those on the plane.

Soldier: What? I’ve had them since we left country.

TSA Guy: You’re not suppose to have them.

Soldier: Why?

TSA Guy: They can be used as a weapon.

Soldier: [touches butt stock of the rifle] But this actually is a weapon. And I’m allowed to take it on.

TSA Guy: Yeah but you can’t use it to take over the plane. You don’t have bullets.

Soldier: And I can take over the plane with nail clippers?

TSA Guy: [awkward silence]

Me: Dude, just give him your damn nail clippers so we can get the f**k out of here. I’ll buy you a new set.

Soldier: [hands nail clippers to TSA guy, makes it through security]

This might be a good time to remind everyone that approximately 233 people re-boarded that plane with assault rifles, pistols, and machine guns-but nothing that could have been used as a weapon.

~ many web sites including boingboing

Not feeling like flying to (or through) the USA these days.

I love these animated news clips! I wonder how they do it. The Tiger Woods clips I posted before were pretty realistic looking!

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