Holy Tortise Penis!

YouTube – Tartaruga eh lerda??? AONDE???.

Um, I reading this blog on NewScientist about how this giant tortise, thought to be the last of it’s kind, might have had some reproductive “luck”.

There was a link to that video there.

Wow, that giant tortise penis looks more like a weapon of some sort!

Just in case you think the video is a hoax, like I did, I googled “tortise penis” (yes, the internet tortise porn cops are hot on my trail) and came up with this link from the Colorado Humane Society. It’s real folks.

 

Reflections

Reflections

That goose was cooking in the sun today in Port Credit when I happened to catch him in a narcissistic (or introspective) moment.

LandingFriends

 

Live pork and beef fest!

Less than a month ago, a herd of cows decided that Mississauga was the place to graze when they fell out of a truck on the highway near our city. One of the cows was a “mad cow” which decided to charge residents and had to be put down.Today, lil porkers were at the opposite end of our city, apparently also falling out of their transport. Fire crews called for backup as more than three little pigs roamed around while they tried to fight the fire on the transport truck.

Fire on a truck? Little pigs on that truck? How come no one was called to the “cha-siu” (chinese bbq pork) feast? Damn those emergency crews probably ate them all!

I wonder what animal will grace our city next with a visit.

 

Python eats family’s dog … and cat … and guinea pig

A Kuranda couple fears for their children’s safety after a 5m python devoured their dog in front of them, just weeks after other snakes killed their cat and guinea pig.

Actually watching it unfold before your eyes was pretty gut wrenching,” he said.

“We’d had the dog about five years, so it was part of the family.”
Cairns

Wow, how unlucky can someone get? Dog, cat … and guinea pig all eaten by pythons! Actually, I recently had a chance to hold a python. To be honest, I only held a part of it, it’s belly and I can say it’s one BIG animal. It was no where near the five metres that this python measured.

I watched a Discovery Channel episode which tried to answer the question, which type of snake you rather be attacked by: a constrictor (pythons, boas, anacondas, etc) or a venomous snake (cobras, rattlesnakes, etc)

The answer, was that if you were bitten by a venomous snake, at least you had some time to get to the anti-venom. On the other hand, if you were constricted … and had no one around you to help you … well, let’s just hope that you have written your will as there is no way you’re getting out.

(I chose not to stalk a python to take it’s picture for this blog entry.)